☠️ Our skeleton spent one full day with Erling Haaland. He thought it was a normal football session.
It was not normal.
First came the 6,000 calorie breakfast. The food fell straight through his ribcage. Then Haaland said "we train until dark." It was 6AM. ????
Then came the finishing drills. The skeleton went in goal. The ball hit the net before he even moved. Before. He. Even. Moved.
Haaland scored 48 times. The skeleton saved zero. Haaland called it a light session. ⚡
The skeleton went home with no food in his body, no saves to his name, and one conclusion — Haaland is not human.
???? Follow for more skeleton suffering every week!
#haaland #erlinghaaland #shorts #football #soccer #skeleton #funny
It was not normal.
First came the 6,000 calorie breakfast. The food fell straight through his ribcage. Then Haaland said "we train until dark." It was 6AM. ????
Then came the finishing drills. The skeleton went in goal. The ball hit the net before he even moved. Before. He. Even. Moved.
Haaland scored 48 times. The skeleton saved zero. Haaland called it a light session. ⚡
The skeleton went home with no food in his body, no saves to his name, and one conclusion — Haaland is not human.
???? Follow for more skeleton suffering every week!
#haaland #erlinghaaland #shorts #football #soccer #skeleton #funny
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